my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
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yxxz:
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you know what’s really odd?
numbers not divisible by 2
That joke was so bad i can’t even
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“She’s really pretty for a black girl”
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
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christian memes are a thing I wasn’t ready to stumble upon
Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML
(Source: fmylife.com, via spongebobssquarepants)
